A day in the life of a Pyro. » Randomness

That’s a funny thought…

PYRO — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:52:05 +0000

I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I want to do, but I don’t know where to begin.

~Stephen Bayne

In case you were wondering …

PYRO — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:01:17 +0000

… you can indeed make microwave popcorn on the stove.

FYI: Not having a microwave or oven is no fun at all!

The Keys to My Heart

PYRO — Wed, 11 May 2005 18:26:09 +0000

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You’d like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful… that you’ll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You’ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Stolen from Ussher’s livejournal. (Well, not completely… I did actually take the quiz. We just happened to get the same results.)

“Hot Chick” spreads infection

PYRO — Fri, 04 Feb 2005 08:08:29 +0000

A new computer worm is out and about. Luckily, as with most, mac users are immune. However, I thought this was humorous enough to post.

It seems that the worm Bropia.F is spreading itself via MSN messenger pretending to be some sort of scandalous image. Common names for the file are: Bedroom-thongs.pif, Hot.pif, Naked_drunk.pir, Underware.Pif, LOL.scr, New_webcam.pif, RoFL.pif, and Webcm.pif.

Users receive the following humorous image of a “hot chick”en with a bit of a tan.

Symantec rated this variant as high on damage and medium on distribution in the wild. The worm sends itself to all of the contacts in an infected users buddy list.

Bropia.F is a regular party animal, and it brings friends. It also Drops the Rbot-VH network worm and backdoor trojan horse, allowing hackers to take remote control of computers having been infected, capturing keystrokes and screenshots. A plethora of credit card and identity theft opportunities are available, heck it even lets them capture webcam footage. Also along for the ride is agabot.ajc which can perform a DDos attack on certain services.

Bropia.F hides behind the guise of a humorous photo, but it’s no laughing matter. The file size for Bropia.F is about 184 KB, and it affects Windows 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, and XP.

Yet another reminder to keep you computer up to date, not to open unsolicited attachments (even from people you know), and better yet… GET A MAC!

What Disneyland attraction are you?

PYRO — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:11:34 +0000

Roger Rabbit’s Cartoon Spin: a wild ride through the back alleys of toontown! The only ride with a PG sense of humour in the G rated world of Disneyland, you are zany, wild, and a little bit of a loose screw. Energetic and colorful, you go at full speed, even though your taxi-car vehicles actually have four flat tires! Despite your older humor, you are a kid at heart and kids most relate to your cartoony world and like you the best. You’ve been known to make the adults a little queasy and a little bit dizzy. You leave your visitors dazed, a little confused, but more often, extremely amused. You take us to the places we’d never see in a ride featuring the straight-laced Mickey, but somehow you’re still all Disney.

What Disneyland attraction are you?
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Images of Jesus

PYRO — Wed, 12 Jan 2005 08:13:08 +0000

Ha! ha! ha!

I saw on the news tonight a woman from the San Diego area swears she saw the image of jesus in a tortilla she was cooking on the stove. Of course now she is was trying to sell the tortilla on ebay. It appears it has since been removed from ebay. However, there is no shortage of “jesus image” items on ebay. Here is a few of the better ones:

Items include:

I included the Etch A Sketch one because I thought it was so hilarious, and I am sure it will be gone soon.

like “wow” what can this be about? there i sat christmas morning opening my presents and i pulled out this miniature etch a sketch from ohio art company from my stocking

it was blank you know. i got up to get a cup of coffee and when i returned to the table there sat the etch a sketch with this awesome image of jesus.

the image is of jesus in a robe pointing at the cross. there is a heart with the words “jesus”. so anyhow, i know your thinking “ya right” but all i can say is when you get it “shake it blank” and see what happens. or you can leave it like it is and just look at it.

hey, if you have any questions feel free to email me. ***** packed so it reaches you unshaken cas like we know what happens when a etch a sketch gets shaken.

Proof that girls are evil

PYRO — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 04:29:12 +0000